May 2013
sorry mom i cant go outside im ugly
best-of-funny:
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via poooping)
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?
“your friend is hot” story of my life
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
fighting-john-watsons-war:
dontblink-onbakerstreet:
xemilykikix:
Every. Fucking. Time.
has anyone ever noticed how chad just looks at the camera and grins flirtatiously or is that just me
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
sundaeflowers:
I even procrastinate on the things that I want to do.